Wears scarves, throws bales and never forgets her towel.

 

GUISE. MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM WITH MINECRAFT.

It’s the fourth anniversary of him asking me out, and we celebrated with pasta, beer, and video games.

I walked by this wall for two hours before I finally noticed, and I said yes!

Maybe that was love. Choking sounds and silence.

Pecola, The Bluest Eye (Toni Morrison)

wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

There is a life and there is a death, and there are beauty and melancholy between.

Albert Camus, Notebooks 1935-1942 (via larmoyante)

spookysylph:

james sirius potter going to hogwarts and totally using his dad as an excuse to get away with all sorts of shit because excuse me was it your dad who defeated voldemort and he tries it once in herbology and neville is like excuse me was it you who told voldemort to fuck himself and killed his snake with a legendary sword while your dad took a nap yeah i didn’t think so now do your damn homework

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week

college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

(Source: humortrain)

castielbow:

i really hope all the past avatars hang out and gossip like the ancestors in mulan

(Source: stephenmaturin)

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks